Eiffel Tower

......And this is the view from the 2nd floor

View from the Eiffel Tower

I always thought of the Eiffel tower as a cheesy tourist attraction and never took the time to purchase a ticket to go up. It was so worth it! In fact it was probably my favorite part of this trip. This is the view from the 1st floor.

Skyline of Paris

This is a partial view of what a city of about 11,000,000 people looks like. Taken from Montmartre

The Paris Chaperones

I was able to enjoy the luxury of flying 11 hours in a size small seat with my size large ass, not once but 4 times this summer. Here are three of the Paris chaperone's settling in for a loooong flight over the Atlantic.

Madrid bar # 3,460

When I grow up, I want to visit every single bar in Madrid and sample the house specials. I will write about each place and rate it on a 5 point scale. I will get paid a Gazillion Euros and live in a huge house on Gran Via.

More bang for your buck!

At this bar you can purchase a mixed drink for the bargain price of 5 Euros. Mixed with hot pepper OR Marijuana